Jerri Point Blank

On the first day of my new high school teaching job, I walked through a door into a long hallway and held the door open for a student behind me. He hesitated several times and didn't follow me through. Instead, he pulled out a small pistol and over my shoulder SHOT JERRI BLANK, the star of the now-cancelled Comedy Central show Strangers With Candy, who was on her way to class.

She was hit multiple times and fell to the floor. After screaming "Oh my God!", I rushed to Jerri's bedroom (conveniently located next to the school) and started maniacally writing in her diary. I figured it was up to me to continue Jerri's commentary on high school or else the sitcom would die with her.