Why it's dangerous to have to give like a million presentations about yeast at work

I was covered in yeast.

Particularly my legs--when I scratched them, white lines of yeast would rapidly grow in the scratch marks.

Worse, I had transfered my yeast to a friend without knowing it, and even worse, I later realized that I was harboring THREE kinds of yeast, not just one.

I called my friend's brother, who happened to be an infectious disease fellow, and he gave me some treatment tips.