After watching The Fly, wherein Jeff Goldblum starts sprouting nasty fly hairs on his back, which was really not nearly as bad as what happened later

I was at a bachelorette party for my old roommate Katrina. Many white yuppie men were standing around playing pool, all with their button-down shirts untucked and strangely unwrinkled, like they had never been tucked in in the first place.

Lara's boyfriend Scott and I were looking at some sort of inanimate object that was covered with a sparse slick of what looked like human hair. He said, "That's kind of a Brian Wilson look", referring to the hairdo on the object, and I, bemused and quite surprised, exclaimed, "That's exactly what I was going to say!"