From The Vault #1: The Acting Contest

We were all taking part in an acting contest at the lovely Rancho La Puerta spa. Featured guests included Jennifer from medical school, and Sean and Amy from high school. Sean asked me how I recognized him with his long Nelson-ish bleach blonde hair, and I told him it was by the angles in his face.

The acting competition started, and we auditioned by sitting on a grassy hill and staring at our feet. The casting person told me to try a new look, so I leaned to the side and tried to look really bored. Apparently I did a fantastic job, but was frightened that I would be hired before they realized I couldn't act at all.