A Tetanus Birthday

My birthday party began at around 10 pm, but no one showed up until 3 am. There was much partying all night, but the next day I couldn't remember the motley crew that attended. Luckily, someone had started a web site organized by name of attendee where people were posting digital pictures. Some people, including Christian's friend Bill, were posting little edited movies filmed during the party. Finally, Bill had caught our friend Abdullah kissing a guy on videotape.

The party was all good and fun, but the next morning, we realized that someone had put tetanus in the keg. Instead of the trismus and muscle spasticity commonly seen with tetanus infection, we all woke up with this diffuse rash of tiny red bumps.