Bad bands and good IPEX

My father, brother, and I were enjoying a lovely day at the park. They were trying to leave, but I was distracted by a pile of CDs left in a pile in a grassy field. I sifted through them, all old 90's-ish B-sides and singles; the only band I remember seeing a single from was Temple of the Dog. That's right, Temple of the Dog.

Then, I went to Victoria's Secret with my mother to gush about the phenomenal greatness of their IPEX demi bra, the most newest and amazing bra to ever be created by humans. To our sullen dismay, the racks and racks of glorious IPEX bras I had seen just the other day were gone. It was a sad day in Braville--the mighty IPEX had sold out. A true nightmare indeed.