Leapin' Lizards

I was at yet another party, and once again, we started singing. There was a group of us, sitting around, having good times, when we, without warning, burst into song. "TOGETHER AT LAST! TOGETHER FOREVER! WE'RE TIED IN A KNOT! THEY NEVER CAN SEVER!" Together we sang the rousing and uplifting finale to the movie version of Annie. Daddy Warbucks would have been proud.

Then, I was stalking my supergenius co-worker on Friendster. I found multiple profiles with his name, and opened one where the picture looked most like him. I then realized the secret to his success—he was 51 years old! His insane knowledge of blood bank factoids and random medical trivia suddenly made sense. But then, I realized that I had the wrong profile. He looked much more like the guy in this other picture, the guy who was 23.