Mr. Jellineck and Popeye thighs

Paul Dinello from Strangers With Candy left the world of comedy to become a Broadway star. He was starring in his first production as some kind of Egyptian monarch, wearing lots of gold, including a golden headdress.

In other news, my favorite hipster brown pants were too tight in the thighs. I thought it was strange, since my waist is now smaller, that my thighs would have ballooned so.