Gere For President in Exile!

I was dating Drew Barrymore, like ya do, and we went camping with Richard Gere and Courtney Cox (whose continued presence in my dreams is a total mystery). We were all going to sleep outside, but in the middle of the night Richard Gere decided that he needed to set up the tent because he needed to have shelter if he was going to start campaigning the next day.

(I believe this dream was predicated on my belated realization yesterday that Richard Gere and the Dalai Lama are, like, best friends.)