This one's for Werner Erhard

I was so delighted to be reading an old est manual that I found in my dad's house. The brutal, painful, but true! secrets of the now-defunct est training were finally revealed in print form, instead of just being echoed verbally day after day, and year after year, by my ever-so-enlightened parents.

(This would only happen in a dream, as est/Landmark Forum were/are vehement about not letting anyone taking material out of their seminars. (Please see my college seminar paper on est, published...oh wait, damn, it's not published....yet.))