A nightmarish return to my dream blog

I had my classic nightmare last night where a giant unforseen wave threatened to engulf me. I was sitting in a large indoor hot tub looking out the ocean through a large glass-plated window, when the waves started roiling and stewing, and the ocean bizarrely started rushing parallel to the coastline outside. I realized that this meant a tidal wave would engulf the house I was in, and it was time to get into the car and flee.

The best part about this nightmare, the part that really made the whole dream worthwhile, is that prior to the tidal wave threat, I was sitting in this hot tub FLIRTING WITH JAKE GYLLENHAAL. Sometimes nightmares aren't all bad.