Malindi, maneater

Two of my old roommates from college, Melissa and Malindi, were now living with me in my apartment in San Francisco. Malindi had a huge fight with her boyfriend (unfortunately, it was not revealed whether or not this boyfriend was the famous Daveyboy, her wanna-be prep school white boy rapper college boyfriend) and came home with another man seeking revenge.

She then, with the help of Melissa, proceeded to murder, slice up, cook, and eat part of said one night stand. My roommates ran around the house with portions of cooked meat, joyfully offering them to me, laughing until they couldn't breathe because this was the MOST HILARIOUS JOKE EVER. I responded by hiding in my room, terrified.