These dreams are so pointless I almost feel guilty

Britney Spears was selling a new magenta-colored alcohol-free drink for teens, served only in martini glasses. She was drinking one as an advertisement unaware that her tiny pet dog was lapping out of the glass when she wasn't looking.

I pulled my wallet out of my bag to look at it, and realized that I no longer had to think about getting a Coach wallet because I already had one!