Deal or No Deal

Amidst hazy dreams of blood banking crises and patients dying in the operating room, there was this blurry, opaque moment last night where I specifically dreamt about the greatness of Deal or No Deal.

Although I pretend to think this game show is idiotic, with its dumb, poorly-dressed contestants and their weird family members, the strange hosting of Howie Mandel, the annoying fake banker, and the sexist cavalcade of vapid models clutching suitcases, I think I really, actually, secretly love it.